“Please welcome to my vacation…my gorgeous boyfriend…Adam Wiles!”
Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are that couple you see scrolling through Facebook and are insanely jealous of their relationship. But you can’t hate them, because they’re perfect for each other and totally in love.
Meanwhile, you're eating Ben & Jerry's alone on your couch with only the glow of your laptop illuminating your dark soul.
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Well, our jealousy of #Tayvin has reached new heights because the two of them are apparently on vacation together in some tropical paradise.
And between you and me, I'm guessing it's not a Sandals Resort.
They’re doing totally normal celebrity-on-vacation things, like channeling their inner Little Mermaids…
Maybe Katy Perry is playing the role of Ursula, and she stole Taylor's voice? Just kidding, she only just took some of her backup dancers.
…posting thirst traps…
Like any of us are looking at that palm tree.