These are gems.
When Kendall Jenner was on Myspace her user name was « horsegirl. »
Before lips, Kylie Jenner was apparently a 16-year-old lollypop.
When Lana Del Rey was on Myspace her name was Lizzy Grant because that is her real name.
Her interests include: Britney Spears, motorcycles, poison, and morphine.
Seems about right.