This Is Probably How The First Dick Pic Went Down

This is the story of fuckboy meets girl.

Ah, the dick pic. What better way to express your interest for someone than by sending them an ill-lit, poorly angled photograph of your genitalia? So, we decided to trace back the origins of the earliest dick pic and find out how it came to be:

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Leading this highly historically accurate* lesson is none other than critically-acclaimed,* Professor Mike Kellerman.*

Leading this highly historically accurate* lesson is none other than critically-acclaimed,* Professor Mike Kellerman.*

*Not historically accurate.

*Not critically-acclaimed.

*Not a real professor.

Our story starts with Richard Dicky Jamenson, a civil war photographer and early fuckboy. Dicky first conceived the idea after getting greatly intoxicated and lusting after a woman which he described as « handsome. »

Our story starts with Richard Dicky Jamenson, a civil war photographer and early fuckboy. Dicky first conceived the idea after getting greatly intoxicated and lusting after a woman which he described as "handsome."

And what better way to show his devotion than by preserving a photo of his member and sharing it with the object of his affection?

And what better way to show his devotion than by preserving a photo of his member and sharing it with the object of his affection?

What's that you say? There are a multitude of better ways? Oh well, let's not get off topic.


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