“But what if the leather Bluetooth-enabled beer cozy was ALSO a golf club?”
Dad level: 3.5 rare steaks
Dad level: 3 matching 401(k) contributions
Dad level: 5 skipped rest stops
Only if the music in question is U2 or Creedence Clearwater Revival.
Dad level: 4 jokes about how he's going to shoot your new boyfriend, haha, just kidding