These are gems.
When Kendall Jenner was on Myspace her user name was « horsegirl. »
Before lips, Kylie Jenner was apparently a 16-year-old lollypop.
When Lana Del Rey was on Myspace her name was Lizzy Grant because that is her real name.
Her interests included Britney Spears, motorcycles, poison, and morphine.
Seems about right.