No, YOU know all your debit and credit card numbers by heart.
You’ve earned a treat. Here are some socks covered in butts.
They could be * your * socks covered in butts.
Jesus, your office is frigid. Wouldn’t it be nice to be as smug as this lady, clad in her heated wrap?
It even shuts off after three hours so you don't burn the place to the ground; if that's what you're into, we can't help you there.
Your space bar is boring. But it won’t be when it’s a LITERAL SPACE BAR.
Get these stickers here.
You definitely deserve a personalized prayer candle of yourself.
Or if you're super generous, give one as a gift.